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Friday, June 29, 2007
My thoughts on...the Spice Girls reunion tour
With money from alimony and child support suits seemingly unable to sate their appetites, the Spice Girls have reunited for a world tour. Try to contain your enthusiasm. Five years ago, this would've been news, but no one nowadays. The headlines are now dominated by the iPhone and Par...FIGHT IT! Want proof that no one cares? I read the original article on Yahoo! News. At the time, it had NO ratings. None. Ouch! The "girls" have been busy being mothers since the '90s, with Baby Spice pulling a Beyonce and going solo, with lackluster results. In their interview, they keep on talking about doing this for "their fans." Oy vey!

Girls (and I use the term loosely), the ladies in your lamaze class and your kids' PTA meetings aren't a large enough fanbase for a world tour. If you want this to be a success, you've gotta build up some publicity. Why not act ditzy, drive with an expired licence, have a mockery of a trial, get thrown in prison, act up while in said prison, and bam! The media'll be putty in your hands once you get out! Just ask Par...ri...ri...RESIST HER DARK HOLD OVER THE MEDIA! YOU'RE ALMOST THROUGH THE POST! The Girls are also going to make a documentary. (I thought that's what Spiceworld was?). Their show will span the world, from Argentina to Australia, so all eleven of their fans worldwide can join in. Phew! Made it! And without having mentioned Paris Hilton.
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NOOOOOO!
Posted by Leon @ 6:35 PM
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8 Comments:
  • Comment by
    Ricardo
    @ 12:25 AM
    body
    I'll never forgive the UK for this.

  • Comment by
    Abeni
    @ 8:20 PM
    body
    lol,Leon that was cold

  • Comment by
    Mad Bull
    @ 5:10 AM
    body
    Leon, you have this fascination with Paris, Rasta... Be careful you're not becoming a fan, you know.

  • Comment by
    Zhu
    @ 11:00 PM
    body
    They might just forget about the whole tour thing when they will realize the tickets don't sell...

    Hopefully.

  • Comment by
    bobby
    @ 1:53 AM
    body
    Spice girls!!!!!! PH ....dude whats up with you and these crazy (clears throat) "ladies" that is martian for B c'mon I let T them C be HES...

  • Comment by
    Clay
    @ 3:34 PM
    body
    I've never been a fan but I wish them well and hope their tour is a success. Its tough work and I applaud them for having the courage to do this after the music scene has changed so much in the past few years. Good Luck Ladies!

  • Comment by
    Crankyputz
    @ 3:19 PM
    body
    Aww come on, tell us what you want, what you really really want......

    that's the only song i remember

  • Comment by
    Jdid
    @ 4:23 PM
    body
    i find this so funny. first off their fans back then were fickle teen girls. is this still their target audience? cause its not going to work. teen girls dont want to hear chat from 30 something women

    and since their music was so mindless, their former teen fans now grown up wont want to hear them either. so they really need to reinvent themselves.

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