| Wednesday, June 06, 2007 |
| My thoughts on...Paris Hilton doing time |
 Y'all must be mighty pissed at the length of time that I've been absent from my blog. Truth is, I've been quite busy the past few days. But enough. Plus I've got a bad case of blogger's block. Enough apologizing. Back to the post. Some time back I spoke of Paris Hilton being sent to jail for 45 days. Well her time officially began on Monday. She traded in her designer clothing for a drab orange uniform, took her mugshot and went to her cell, with surprisingly no complaint. But that doesn't mean she was treated like an ordinary prisoner. She was exempted from a cavity search and was allowed to keep her makeup on during the mugshot. And have you seen her prison cell? It's cleaner than most living rooms! And this is no exaggeration. I didn't see a spot of the walls. It was as if they renovated the cell especially for her. She even has a metal toilet. Guess ceramic isn't good enough for her perfectly pampered bum.
You'd expect 26-year old Paris to finally kick into adult gear and take responsibility for her actions. But she's still whining like a 12-year old. She says she's scared, complains that the cell is "freezing cold", hasn't slept or eaten, and is worried about a staph infection outbreak there. Lemme get this straight. She arrives in prison and there's suddenly an infectious outbreak? Hmmm. They even called in an emergency psychiatrist to deal with the "trauma." Heck, even when in prison, she's still the center of attention. She's got fans there chanting her name, and instead of throwing a wrench in the Paris Hilton media machine, it's working overtime, as the press can't get enough of Hilton's "hell-on-earth." And after all this, she may be released 23 days for good behaviour. I have a funny feeling that this won't change her behaviour much. It'll probably be an experience for her to write another bad song or book about.
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Posted by Leon
@ 5:28 PM
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